No pub crawl on horseback can be complete without the odd joke or pun about horses. Here are some fun ways to spend time with your friends while having a drink.
Puns
Stop horsing around you.
This drink is giving me a sore throat. I am feeling hoarse today.
The night went off without a hitch.
The pub smells foal.
I am sorry I spilt my drink and fouled up.
You guys and girls are getting out of control. It is time to rein it in.
I want free rein over the drinks and your wallet.
We are around Mane Street at the moment.
Thank you so much for your horsepitality.
This pub crawl is a nightmare.
Harness your skills and get me a drink.
Hay, can you grab me a drink, please?
I wanted to go to the derby, but I had to go to a gallop pole.
She/he certainly has a tail to tell.
Jokes
What do you call a horse that never falls over? Stable
Do you know the best horses to ride after 5pm? A nightmare
What do you call a horse that always misses the start? A foul-up.
How do you beat a horse in the pub? Drink it under the stable.
What do you call two horses that adore each other? Neck and neck
A horse walks into the hospital with its trainer after a long day. The trainer says to the doctor. Hay Doc, my horse is having a turn. The doctor says, can you repeat that I missed the start?
“Numbers are down at the races this year mate says the horse to the bartender” The bartender looks surprised at the talking horse and asks, ” How do you know that “? I saw a gallop pole.
These are just a few jokes and puns that will make your pub crawl on horseback great fun!